
Special Guest Star for Today's Blog of Pratt..My friend Dave Streich..Mr. Snappy wrote me about his "Brush with Greatness" at the NYC premiere of
Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11. Here is his story: Hold onto your horses.
I met Al 3 times, all the night of the NY preem of
F9/11. Did you know I went to that?
Anyway, the first time, he was chatting up some folks
outside the Zeigfeld, and I saw an opening. I told him
that I was a big fan from way back, and often got in
trouble for reciting his old SNL bits. He said he was
sorry, and I asked for a photo. He was with his son,
who, if you remember, was on Weekend Update several
times.
About fifteen minutes later, I was in the packed and
star-studded lobby, drinking red wine as I waited
patiently on line for my free popcorn. I was right
between Moby and Tony Bennett, and all of a sudden,
Bill O'Reilly (a very tall man) put his hands on my
shoulders to use me as leverage to get past me! He was
in a rush apparently to not be seen by the liberals
and to get into the theater (also, to get out, as he
left the show half-way through it). Anyway, after I
got my popcorn, I saw Al again, chatting with John
Turturro, who was apologizing for not having read Al's
book yet, being that he was very busy shooting
(Romance & Cigs), but promised that he would read it
while he edits the film (which I think is unlikely,
because films are really made in the editing room, and
R&C is a musical, so JT's got his hands full). Anyway,
Al told him not to worry about it, he'd rather John
spend real time with the book. After JT went for his
popcorn, I cornered Al and told him about Bill
O'Reilly's manhandling of me to further himself, and I
said something like, "It's perfectly him." Al laughed,
and then he grabbed me by the shoulders and shoved me
away so he could get into the theater quicker too. We
all laughed at that one.
After the movie, I tried to loiter a little so I could
meet more stars. I really wanted to meet Yoko and I
just found out ten minutes ago that Kurt Vonnegut was
there... I would have liked to say "Hi-Ho!" to him. I
jumped into the men's room, and went up to the urinal.
And guess who was next to me? "Oh, You Again!" I said
to Al Franken, who was whizzing away. Al said, "I've
had to go for the longest time. That'll teach me to
drink a large Diet Coke." I said "I've had to pee
since the inauguration." But then, I couldn't pee! I
had a bit of the old Stage Fright. So I zipped up,
washed up, and got out of there. Once Al left, I went
back in and went into a stall.
In other news, I patted Michael Moore on the back as
he walked down the aisle to give a speech after the
film, and also shook Harvey's hand. Oh, and I told
Moby that I've never heard his music, but was
interested because I'm sure I would like it, and would
he please give me a place to start. He suggested Play.
Later, I saw him again, and told him that my friend
Karyn told me that she had that album on her iTunes at
work, and that I would listen to it the next day. This
Saturday, at Coney Island's Mermaid Parade, Moby is
King Neptune, so I will go up to him and tell him that
I enjoyed Play very much.
Who else do you want to hear about, Pratt
Dave also wanted me to mention the following : let people know
that "My name is David Streich and I support this
film.".
Dave
Done and Done Mr. Snappy!