Mrs. Pratt and I decided to get outside despite the 90 degree day and do something this afternoon. We went to the
Elmwood Park Zoo. It's a local zoo one town over from us. I think it's been three years since we were there last.It has a nice variety of animals.Nothing major like lions or polar bears but a nice sampling of animals.
So we wandered around the park.Most of the animals were sleeping since it was 90 degrees out and broad daylight. I was able to see a beaver on his back taking a nap. I think I heard a porcupine snore.
We delighted in seeing the Parent of Misinformation. It just so happened that a family were touring the exhibits right in front of us. The child would guess what the animal in front of him was. Authoritative Dad would then correct Junior. Wise Mom would correct Dad. This is how it went:
Junior: "Oooooh a tiger!"
Authoritative Dad:" heh heh heh no son,that's called a leopard."
Wise Mom(Clearly annoyed):" It's a Cougar, dear."
Junior(seeing river otters):"Ferret!"
Authoritative Dad: "I think that's a muskrat."
Wise Mom(disgusted at the dolt she married): Oh Jim,please..Those are otters!"
When Dad told Junior that Bison are "Cows with whiskers" I thought Mom would ask her husband to get a behind the scenes view of the alligator pit. That's when I overheard this gem.:
Mom:"Stop telling him the wrong information. He'll go to school and the kids will think he's an idiot."
Authoritative Dad was quiet the rest of the visit.
After the Zoo we went to
IKEA. The Swedish furniture chain that has stores all over the country.Their first American store was here in our area in Plymouth Meeting,Pennsylvania 20 years ago.
I needed a new desk to do my artwork on. After roaming around the room layouts we got to the business office section and found a very cool table and chair.
I love Ikea names. A great drinking game is to gather friends -write down Ikea product names then try to repeat the list..loser then takes a drink...
"Tore.. Leksvik..Galant..Fniss..Toftbo..damn I forgot to say Bror and Ektorp!! DRIIIIINK!"
Of course I should play this game AFTER I put the new desk together. I hate it when my Ecktorp and my Bror won't work properly.